Quickies

Ah! Yes, love is blind, and marriage is an eye opener!

The cheapest way to have your family tree traced is to run for a public office.

“How long have you been working here?” one employee asked to another.
“Ever since the boss threatened to fire me.”

“This little computer,” said the a sales clerk, “will do half your job for you.”
The senior manager studying the machine made his decision; “Fine, I’ take two.”

Hey did you hear?
U.P.S and Fed-EX are merging. There going to call it Fed-Up

An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the thing he predicted yesterday did not happen today.

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk, and the next Twenty-four years telling them to sit down and shut up!

Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?
A: Spoiled milk.